rally around
this stupid guy

a stupid guy.
that is the entire thing.

no roadmap. no utility deck. no 40-page litepaper written by a language model. fomie is a doodle of a guy who is permanently five seconds away from aping into something he doesn't understand.

you know this guy. you are this guy. fomie just gave it a face and a hat. the bond is instant.

fomie prints stimmy checks when the fomo runs hot.

here's the machine. when attention spikes — volume up, timeline melting, everyone suddenly a believer — that's the fomo. fomie feels it. and when fomie feels it, he cuts stimmy checks straight to holders.

harder the chart fomos, fatter the stimmy. you don't do anything. you just hold and let the stupid guy handle it.

three dumb tenets.

1. hold the guy

   you don't sell fomie. you cannot sell your own reflection.
2. let him fomo

   every fomo spike routes stimmy back to the people still holding.
3. receive stimmy

   sit there. be stupid. get checks. this is the entire strategy.

you don't buy fomie. you become fomie.